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    April 09

    后现代彪悍语录

     

    爷爷都是从孙子走过来的……
    --所有的大白话中都蕴涵着真理

    其实我是一个天才,只可惜天妒英才!
    --可以看成借口,不过也还有用,心理暗示加乐天知命

    都是水何必装醇,都是色狼又何必装羊!
    --至少你不伪善,伪善比无耻强得多了

    你看得见我打在屏幕上的字,却看不到我掉在键盘上的泪……
    ---可以和某位IT精英的与狗聊天论相呼应

    师太,你就从了老衲吧……
    师太,你就饶了老衲吧……
    --某ID被人篡改得可以为一字之师,真是终生难忘
    客官请自重,本姑娘是卖身不卖艺的!
    ---NND,面对很多明星,也许,这才是人格。

    长个包子样就别怨狗跟着!
    ---白话有白话的痛快。

    学海无涯,回头是岸!
    ---考研,混硕,读博,出国……以佛眼相看
    猪有猪的思想,人有人的思想。如果猪有人的思想,那它就不是猪了——是八戒!
    ---可以用来对付某些伪精英的言论,诸如房子太便宜,穷人都去死……

    我死了,在烈火中我又站起来了,你猜是涅盘,还是尸变?
    ---面对很多废而又立的事物,不要忘记,此类事情,终究是涅盘的少,尸变的多

    老天,你让夏天和冬天同房了吧?生出这鬼天气!
    ---面对气温变化莫测的陡变,真正的诗人如是说

    不要在一棵树上吊死,在附近几棵树上多试试死几次~
    ---这世界本没有彻底完蛋,失败多了,才成了破产清盘

    当头晕的时候我终于明白了什么叫爱情。
    ---相对于你恋爱时的献媚,这是至理名言

    偶尔幽生活一默你会觉得很爽,但生活幽你一默就惨了~
    ---生活真的很幽默

    心终于可以放下了,原来那100多个是人头不是猴头!不然死了那么多猴猴多可惜啊……
    ---个人认为,这是对前阵子,某条新闻最彪悍的评论

    马化腾私下说:“学十年语文没有聊半年QQ效果好!”
    ---如果这真是马化腾说的,至少可以说是他这辈子最真实的言论

    早餐里吃到刷锅的金属丝很正常,这正说明我们后勤是严格按照先刷锅后做饭的顺序操作的……
    ---塞翁失马论是一种普适的真理。还有苦中作乐的好处

    大便的时候要留一半,免得饿得快~
    ---这人一定发财了

    女人拥有无数个QQ号只为了调戏一个男人,男人常用一个QQ号上面加满各种各样的女人……
    ---你有几个QQ号?

    钓鱼岛是中国的,你是我的!
    ---这才是爱国主义浪漫爱情诗人的作品

    菜刀在手,问天下谁是英雄
    !!!
    ---有苏公豪放派词风

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